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کلانتر محلهی قدیمیمون بود. یه اتاق داشت روی مغازهی صوفی خدابیامرز و از اونجا همه چیو زیر نظر داشت. کی میره؟ کی میاد؟ چه جوری میره؟ با کی میره؟ کافی بود توی ذهنت تصمیم به کاری بگیری. اونوقت میدیدی همه محله با آب و تاب و کلی حواشی اضافه خبردار شدند!
یه عادت دیگه هم داشت این لقا خانم. همه ی محل از ریز روابطش با علی آقا خدا بیامرز خبردار بودند. یادمه میاومد به مامان می گفت: امروز یه شورت قرمز خریدم که برم جلو علی آقا معلق بزنم!
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برادرم که شنید، دیوونه شد. گفت: این زنیکه از توی شورتش این حرفها رو در میاره؟ از اون به بعد هر خبری توی محل پخش میشد، منبع خبر رو میگفتند: اَشورتکس ِ لقا!
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